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Strong Women
A work
of fiction based on recent gossip… by
Lee Kolozsy
Any resemblance
to actual persons or events is as coincidental as the reflection
in the funhouse mirror. Furthermore, I can assemble an army of
oddballs, misfits, and freaks who will swear on a stack of
bibles that the actual truth is stranger than this story.
My
friend the Freak Show Fanatic just married the Jungle Goddess…
I asked him how it’s going…
“Not too good so far”, he told me,
in a rather melancholy tone…
My
friend has a history of getting into complicated scrapes…
Apparently, he was pitching his
sideshow by the big top one day, and found himself delivering
the meat for the Jungle Goddess the next…
Love can rearrange your priorities
like that…
His suddenly ex girlfriend of eight
years, (who was also his partner in his financial and business
operations) was a little offended by the whole affair. She split
for California. (With his entire financial and business
operations) She plans to enter a convent…
I can’t really blame her…
He took the first job he could find…
I can really blame
him!
The
Jungle Goddess has a history too…
On my list of brave and beautiful
women, she’s near the top. She’s a petite hot mature. I mean
physically. The jury is still out on the mature part in the
emotional dept. After all, she did marry the Sideshow Mogul
right after the honeymoon got underway.
Performing daily in a cageful of
wild jungle killers, she’s a one woman Sigfreid and Roy. Only
tougher. She’s been bitten (hard) by a grown Bengal tiger, and
she manages to perform daily with only a truckload of Zanax and
a couple of highballs.
A sexy woman who can dominate a
cageful of wild jungle killers must be a complicated partner in
a relationship. She is a strong woman. I have seen her throw
heavy cat props around that took two husky prop guys to set in
the cage. A single mom with two teenagers and another younger
set, she rises above it all. Drives truck (eighteen wheeler) and
moves a show…
P.T.
Barnum would be no match…
She already has the sideshow fanatic
thoroughly puss whipped… He has more orange stripes than the
tigers… This tells me she’s good with the whip. The other day I
called him, and he was walking along the highway to the
international airport with his monkey in his pocket. (That’s all
that’s left of the mighty combined sideshow)…
Catwoman eventually chased down her
errant cage boy…
I
love the Catwoman… She’s more of a rascal than I am…
And I admire the Circus’s most
overqualified shit shoveller… For his fortitude… He’s the only
one I know who takes more shit from women than I do…
Except for the one that took his
shit… She took every bit of it…
It will definitely be an odd
palimony case…
I wonder how the lawyers are going
to divide the two-headed snake…
I guess he’s really crazy for Strong
Women…
One strong-armed his show, the other
is strong arming him…
It may
yet work out…
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