So it was that I found myself in Oklahoma City at The Oklahoma State Fair operating this nefarious hustle( the rope ladder ) as an independent concessionaire. Also at the fair was my old friend John H. who had set up a Giant Horse Exhibit on which he was partnered with my old friend Wayne P. (Wayne was at another fair).

 

Now at this point I should explain that John possessed the largest collection of amateur booby pics (all Polaroid's taken by himself) that I have ever seen. This was due to a carved redwood sign which he kept face down on the ticket box counter. It read " Female Flashers Admitted Free! ". When a lovely young woman who looked like a good sport would approach to buy a ticket, he would stand up the sign. The camera was on the counter next to the sign. The implication was unmistakable. His success ratio with this scheme was ASTOUNDINGLY high. When a young lady would assent to this proposal he would take her inside to see the Giant Horse and snap her photo next to the Enormous Equine.

 

Back to Oak City...I had taken a break from my activities (I was eluding an angry mob) and had gone to visit with John on the other side of the fairgrounds. He excitedly showed me his latest Polaroid acquisition, a lovely young woman cheerfully displaying her charms. He went on to inform me that the woman had inquired if she could come back after closing to have a more detailed photo session. A full nude. The only hitch, according to John, was that she wanted to bring her husband. John looked a little worried. I told him it was probably fine and that it was all in good fun.

 

A few days later I caught up with John and asked him how it had turned out. He seemed a little ill at ease at first but he finally told me the whole story. Yes, the woman had returned that evening with her husband. He was a nice guy. He also liked to take photos. Photos of strange men photographing his wife. They set up the shot. John got ready, the husband got ready. The woman dropped her dress......

 

John never took the photo. The husband, however, took a beautiful shot. They gave it to John.

 

I saw it.

 

There in the photo was John, eyeglasses askew, slack jawed in amazement, camera in hand but totally forgotten. There also was the young woman, smiling sweetly, totally nude, with a fourteen inch Johnson that would have put the Giant Horse to shame.

 

Man!  Dude Looked Like A Lady!!----------