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the 2-Bit Spider
and the Giant Horse?
by Pete Kolozsy
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We
were sitting at a table in the cookhouse after closing one
night and Athena & I were cutting up jackpots with Larry.
Larry is an honest to God showman.
He has had several grind shows over the years.
Most recently he's been showing a Little Horse, Zedonk and
The World's Strangest Dog.
So Larry was in a pretty good mood on this particular night.
It had been a terrific day.
You see, at the previous fair poor Larry had The Great Jimmy
set up with his Spidora right across the midway from his
animal shows and, put quite simply, it killed all his biz.
Larry had been taking it rather badly until I pointed out to
him that sometimes one's faith is put to the test. He said
Amen and cheered up. Proving that he is an honest to God
showman.
(As a side note I would be shirking my duties here if I
didn't report what Jimmy had done. He put together a Spidora
illusion inside of a rental top. Then he did live ballies on
the front and turned the tip at two bits a head. When he had
a full tent after however many ballies it took {the 25 cent
admission was enough to keep them a captive audience in the
tent} he would begin fleecing them starting with the Mouse
Pitch. After bleeding them sufficiently he'd show them the
Spidora and send them smiling on their way. The people loved
it. Jimmy really is a first class entertainer.)
Back to the cookhouse-So, Larry was telling us all the
reasons against having a Giant Horse show. "I'll tell ya,
Pete.." he said, smiling.
"A Mini Horse wins just as much money without nearly as many
hassles."
"I have less trouble with my pony ride than I had with that
Giant Horse."
"Not to mention that Giant Horse would eat more than six
ponies in a week's time.."
At this point I was forced to comment...
"Dang, Larry! That was one bloodthirsty horse!"
Athena got it first. She groaned.
Then Larry got it. He said he'd pray for me.
We all called it a night on that one.
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