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A
Snake
Story
by
Slim
Price
At
Coney
Island,
one
of
the
perks
I
had
was
living
in
the
building
that
housed
the
show.
It
made
me
kind
of a
cheap
night
watchman,
I
suppose,
but
not
having
to
pay
rent
made
it
ok.
The
building
was
a
three-story
monolith
with
all
the
nooks
and
crannies
anyone
could
hope
for
which
was
fine
except
for
one
time.
Backstage,
among
all
the
stuff
it
takes
to
take
care
of a
show
and
its
people
was
where
the
snakes
lived,
in
large
heated
boxes.
Boas
are
most
healthy
in a
warm,
moist
environment,
and
the
boxes
kept
the
temperature
a
cozy
seventy-eight
degrees.
At
the
time,
the
snakes
were
my
total
responsibility,
and
I
was
the
only
“handler”(translation:
strong
and
dumb).
One
morning,
early
for
a
sideshow,
the
boss
woke
me
up,
furious!
One
of
the
snakes
was
missing,
and
since
I
was
the
only
one
there
in
the
building,
as
well
as
the
only
one
who
could
have
taken
the
snake
to
sell,
I
was
“guilty.”
In
fact,
I
hadn’t
taken
the
thing,
nor
would
I. I
told
him
this
and
of
course
he
wanted
to
know
where
it
was.
Looking
at
the
snake
box,
I
saw
that
it
might
be
possible
for
him
to
“nose”
open
one
of
the
corners
at
the
top.
While
it
seemed
unlikely,
the
snake
was
still
gone.
After
looking
“everywhere,”
I
saw
a
crack
behind
the
box
in
the
wall
between
the
backstage
area
and
the
area
under
the
stage.
Although
it
looked
too
small,
it
was
the
only
place
the
snake
could
have
gone.
At
the
Coney
Island
show
the
stage
was
a
little
more
than
chest
high
and
the
area
underneath
was
used
for
very
dead
storage.
Set
up
on
bricks
to
provide
ventilation
spaces,
the
majority
of
space
was
taken
up
by
old
rolled-up
canvas
sidewalls.
The
entrance
to
this
area
was
through
a
small
hatch
at
the
front
of
the
stage,
with
an
opening
only
about
two
feet
square,
just
enough
for
me
to
wiggle
through.
The
only
light
under
the
stage
came
through
the
hatch.
I
crawled
in
and
started
moving
canvas
and
sure
enough
saw
the
last
couple
of
feet
of
the
snake’s
tail
with
the
snake
entwined
through
the
brick
passages.
Snakes
are
expensive,
and
they
bite!
They
are
only
fed
at
about
three
week
intervals,
and
are
docile
after
feeding
for
about
two
weeks.
There
was
a
message
here
for
me!
(Boas
are
not
venomous,
but
it
is
very
common
to
get
a
serious
infection
from
a
bite.
In
fact,
a
female
handler
who
was
a
friend
of
mine
almost
lost
part
of
her
hand
and
did
lose
a
lot
of
feeling
as a
result
of a
bite.)
Brilliantly
recognizing
that
pulling
on
this
snake’s
tail
was
counter-productive,
I
reluctantly
let
go
and
went
to
find
John
Henry,
who
had
just
come
to
work.
John
had
wider
shoulders
than
I,
was
strong
as
an
ox,
but
was
terrified
of
the
snakes.
So,
I
“overlooked”
telling
him
that
we
were
going
to
crawl
under
the
stage
to
get
one.
I
just
told
him
that
we
needed
to
move
some
canvas.
Move
it
we
did.
The
plan
was
to
move
enough
of
the
bundles
so I
could
get
the
snake’s
head
located
and
drag
the
thing
out
of
there.
How
hard
could
it
be
to
find
twelve
feet
of
snake?
Finally,
I
saw
enough
of
the
body
in
the
beam
of
the
flashlight
to
know
where
it
was
and
told
John
Henry
to
shift
a
couple
of
the
bundles
out
of
the
way.
That’s
when
he
saw
the
Boa!
It
was
impossible
for
John,
as
big
as
he
was
to
get
out
of
that
hatch
in
one
move.
No
one
told
him
that,
so
he
vanished
like
smoke,
without
touching,
I
think,
any
part
of
the
opening,
and
possibly
without
even
touching
the
floor!
By
then,
enough
of
the
snake
was
exposed
for
me
to
get
a
grip
on
it
and
nurse
it
back
into
the
cage,
to
everyone’s
relief.
Now,
more
than
forty
years
later,
I
hope
John
Henry
has
forgiven
me.
I
doubt
it.
I
remember
a
young
man,
my
age,
named
John
Henry,
who
looked
like
he
owned
that
name.
In
Ohio,
once,
our
whole
crew
stopped
at a
diner
on
the
highway,
and
John
was
refused
service
because
he
was
black.
We
just
left
the
place,
not
making
trouble
out
of
respect
for
him.
It
was
the
first
time
I
had
this
experience,
but
sadly
not
the
last.
We
were
sometimes
furious
with
each
other,
but
always
bonded
to
each
other
and
to
the
show.
To
announce
yourself
to
another
carny,
it
was
enough
to
say
“I’m
with
it”
and
you
were
accepted.
Until
now
I
never
thought
of
carnies
as a
brotherhood,
but
I
suppose
we
were.
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