Mystery Object Removed In Two Hour Procedure

Doctors Baffled: “We Have No Idea What This Is”

An Aptos man says he suffered from back pain for years. Sometimes he had trouble walking. Sometimes he missed days at work. And once in awhile, he couldn't even get out of bed.

"The doctors said this, then they said that," complained Dan White. "They tried muscle relaxers, heat therapy, they made me exercise and stretch. Nothing worked. I figured I was just one of those people who had chronic back pain and would always have it."

But one day Whites luck changed. After appealing to nearly a dozen doctors over the years, White ended up the victim of a hit and run fender bender. He had a stiff neck, and went to the doctor for X-rays. Those X-rays revealed something more serious than a pulled muscle.

The two ounce "device" was removed from Whites spinal cord without incident.

Doctor Hajduk of Dominican Hospital said, "We have no clue what this object is. We don't dare even speculate. Whatever it is seems to occasionally emit an ultra high frequency energy wave that‘s pitched far above the range of human hearing. I need to study this object further as this is the most interesting medical phenomenon I have come across in the 22 years of my medical career."