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Ladies and Gentleman step in a
little closer, I was the fat man on
the show for many years,
recently I went on a diet and lost
over 500lbs. The show has no
need of a skinny fat man
so the good management handed me
this microphone and told me to get
up on this stage
and invite you good folks into see
the show.
Now if each and everyone of you buy
a ticket and go in now, then they
will keep me employed for the rest
of the season.
So set right up, you're about to see
sights your eyes have never behold,
they will shock you, they will amaze
you, and there all on the inside!
You will see Squrtle and Myrtle the
two headed turtle, ALIVE!
Daisy Mae the two nosed cow,
Little Biscuit the tiny horse she so
small that you can hold her in the
palm of your hand, and their ALIVE!,
ALIVE!, ALIVE!
It's all on the inside, it's all
real, you will never remember what
you paid to get in, but you will
never forget what you've seen all
the days of your life.
So go in now, it's all REAL! and
it's all on the Inside of the Big
Circus Sideshow.
For the first time on this midway,
Don't miss it! Go in Now!
John Robinson Sideshow World
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