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The Alberti Flea Circus:
Mother of All Pitch Acts

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It was my great good
fortune to see two performances of the
Alberti Flea Circus at the American Folk
Festival in Bangor, Maine, on August 27,
2006. Jim Alberti has taken the humble
flea circus, typically a close-up
performance for a handful of people, and
turned it into a grand act that can play
to hundreds in an outdoor setting. In
addition, he has used the Alberti Flea
Circus as the bright wrapping paper
around the Mother of All Wonder
Mouse Pitches. At the end of a half-hour
show, it took about twenty minutes for
the mouse-buying crowd to disperse. Jim
Alberti emerged tired but happy from
beneath the high tide of a sea of green!
The show begins with
Alberti playing a beautiful street organ
built by British organ builder Alan
Pell. The hand crank works the bellows
to send air through the twenty wooden
pipes of this beautiful piece, which
also has bells inside. The organ is
controlled not by a paper roll, which is
fragile and makes for a temperamental
instrument, but rather by a MIDI
controller. This allows any of a large
number of tunes to be selected
instantly. In addition, MIDI control
allows the valves to open very briefly,
for musical arrangements that are bright
with trills and flourishes. There was a
small crowd as Jim started to play the
organ, but as the beautiful music filled
the air, people came running to see what
was going on. Alberti talks over some of
the tunes, giving their history or
talking about the composers. Finally,
while playing some familiar tunes, he
offers a free ticket to anyone who can
name the composer. When one member of
the crowd calls out the name of Steven
Foster, Alberti asks them to make their
way to the stage to claim their prize.
Their free ticket turns out to be good
for absolutely nothing, but at least
it's free, an exchange that starts off
the give-and-take between this masterful
performer and his audience.
As the show begins,
Alberti does a classic bally, extolling
the virtues of his show by naming some
of the performers: the fearless Captain
Spaulding, who will be shot from a
cannon, the Daring Darling Darnelle,
skilled at the spectacular high dive,
and more. He introduces his first flea,
selecting it carefully from a tiny trunk
with a pair of forceps and hopping off
the stage to display the performer to
the audience. Soon Paddy O'Reilly
Shaughnessy is waving the Irish flag on
the stage, then waving the flag while
perched on Alberti's fingertip. The
crowd goes wild!
Alberti recruits a young
helper from the audience to assist in
the next feat: a trained flea will jump
through a hoop held in one hand, and
land in the other hand. As Alberti
coaches the kid to hold his hands as far
apart as possible, he promises to reward
his helper with a hundred-year-old toy
if he does a good job. A few false
starts and many laughs later, the flea
makes the leap, but can't be found in
the kid's other hand. Alberti goes over
the kid with the forceps, finally
removing a flea. He discovers that it's
not his performer, and puts it back on
the kid.

Of course, the kid has
been a good sport, so he gets his toy.
Alberti demonstrates the toy, the fabled
Wonder Mouse, taking the mouse deftly
through a pretty set of moves before
explaining the secret. He gives the
Wonder Mouse to the kid with the
illustrated instructions, as everyone
else wishes that they were fortunate
enough to have received the fabulous
toy. Fortunately, Alberti explains that
there will be Wonder Mice available for
sale after the show for only one dollar.
It's back to feats of
daring once again as the courageous
Captain Spalding is shot from a cannon,
falling through a paper-covered hoop
before landing safely on a makeup pad.
Then the Daring Darling Darnelle makes
her spectacular high dive into a tin
can, apparently executing a cannonball
from the volume of water splashed into
the crowd. We have seen all the wonders
of the big top carried out by the
humblest of creatures in grand style,
with a steady stream of gentle jokes
from the master.
But now it's time for the
moment that so many have been waiting
for: the chance to buy a Wonder Mouse!
The stage is mobbed as
people holding fistfuls of cash scramble
over each other to reach the man sitting
on the stage, patiently demonstrating
the operation of the toy to one small
fan after another. There are extras:
extra wax, an extra set of illustrated
instructions, and of course, extra time
from the nicest guy in show business.
People who missed the show fall in at
the back of the crowd, figuring whatever
is being sold here must be something
special. It sure is!

Between shows, Jim
Alberti was extremely generous with his
time, trading stories with me as a
fellow flea circus proprietor. He was
friendly, funny and wise. I know how the
kids who got extra instruction from him
on the Wonder Mouse felt. The time flew
by, and it was time for his next
performance.
As I watched the show
again, I was able to perceive the
perfection of its structure. The seed is
planted with the free ticket: you could
get stuff at this show! The kid is
promised a hundred-year-old toy. I
thought of hand-carved wooden toys
gleaming in the shop windows of London
at the time of Dickens. After all, he
has the magic street organ, with its
carousel paintings on the top and sides,
what other wonders might he have? He
demonstrates the Wonder Mouse,
explaining that it's not motors or
magnets, but the old wax-and-wire
principle used by the clever Victorians.
It really is from another age!
This is a
marvel beyond what's available in any
toy store.
I wanted to talk to him some
more after the second show, but I
couldn't get through the crowd.
by
Paul Szauter
All photographs courtesy of
Paul Szauter
© Copyright
2006 all right reserved
1.
Darling Darnelle prepares for the high
dive
2.
Jim Alberti draws a
crowd with a performance on the street
organ.
3.
Jim Alberti rewards his
volunteer with a Wonder Mouse, demonstrating
the marvelous toy first.
4.
The crowd mobs the stage to buy the
Wonder Mouse
Copyright
©2006 all right reserved
- Paul Szauter
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The circus
props before the show. |
Jim Alberti
takes out a
flea for the first feat. |
Paddy O’Reilly Shaughnessy
Waves the Irish flag. |
A young
volunteer gets ready to catch a flea that jumps
through a hoop. |
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Jim Alberti
looks for a lost flea that strayed from the landing
spot. |
The crowd meets one of the stars! |
A big splash
as Darnelle
makes her dive! |
The daring Captain
Spaulding is about to be shot from a cannon. |
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