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The Flea Trade. -
No business is perhaps more brisk, or the subjects
of it more lively, than the dealers in fleas and the
small cattle which they drive. It appears to
have received a new impetus in our city, by the
recent arrival of some distinguished flea dealers
from Europe. -
On
Tuesday two of these scientific admirers of fleas,
clothed in broad-rimmed hats, gaiters up to their
knees, scarlet vests, drab small clothes, and short
frocks, invaded, in pursuit of their game, the
famous archway No. 37 Orange street, inhabited by
biped cattle of almost every size and color, and
particularly famous as a fat nursery of fleas.
The inmates of the arch, not having been often
honored with the visits of any "strangers of
distinction," other than the illustrious
thief-takers of our city, supposed the gentlemen
flea merchants to belong to the suspicious class of
Christians, and began to be filled with all that
consternation attendant on the domiciliary visited
of the police. In order to ascertain that, to
them important fact, some of them slipped out and
ran from Mr. McGrath, street Inspector of the 6th
ward, who lived hard by, and urged him to come
immediately and tell them, whether the gentlemen
visitors belonged to the thief-taking tribe or not.
Mr. McGrath, ever willing to oblige such respectable
neighbors, hastened to the arch, and on penetrating
its dark and dirty labyrinth, discovered the two
flea merchants turning over filthy straw beds, and
with the keenness of hounds upon the scent, picking
up and putting into small funnels of white paper the
little fugitive fleas whose sanctum sanctorum having
been thus cruelly invaded, and thing the police
officers were after them, were scampering off
as fast as their legs would carry them.
Mr. McGrath,
after watching the operations of the illustrious
flea dealers, inquired of them if they were
officers, as they appeared to have a very taking way
with them. They very politely then informed
him that they were flea merchants, and carried on a
profitable in the purchase, use, and exhibition
fleas.

That
they had brought over with them 1000 first rate
insects of the flea tribe from England, to be
harnessed to miniature carriages, and broke from
driving, but that they had suffered the entire loss
of their original capital by the sudden death of
every flea they brought over, owing to the rigors of
our climate. That they were now engaged in
scientific researches after American fleas, n order
to train them up to their business of drawing
carriages and burdens, as draft horses are trained
and broken.-
They said that they gave 9
cents a head for fat, healthy active fleas, or $1
per dozen, but that they must be Christian or human
fleas, as those raised on cats, dogs and horses, had
two legs each less-were of an inferior race-and
would not answer the purpose. After this
interesting information, and inviting Mr. McGrath to
call at No. 187 Broadway, to see the progress their
small cattle made in the harness, they, proceeded to
their business again with the utmost zeal,
delighted, apparently, at having found so fruitful a
field in which to hunt their game.
We cannot see why this
business should not increase in briskness, and have
no doubt whatever that the enterprising inhabitants
of the Five Points can, by proper care and
attention, not only sell off their stock of fleas to
great advantage, but furnish a supply of the most
lively kind, sufficient to draw all the small
coaches in the United States; and we have no doubt
also that they would finish plenty of cattle, of
even smaller caliber, to act as postillions on the
occasion.
Article
from the New York Sun, November 21, 1834
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