Well...They Got One Thing Right...

by Doug Higley


 

I'd like to address that Seattle Times article and specifically what it said that revealed a tiny fragment of my concept that I provided to Gary in 1996.

1st though...

"Ward Hall's Show and methods work absolutely FINE for an experienced hand...a tremendous amount of work and knowledge must go into a BIG show like that on a big midway. That's why that portion of the game is fading...once Ward and Bobby Reynolds wrap it up...that'll be it for awhile. That's why I came up with what I did...and what the newspaper doesn't get! Sideshow in many forms is not only alive and well, it is prospering and growing! New bizarre and wonderful acts and performers abound and new little grindshows are cropping up coast to coast and overseas. I ought to know, I'm providing them and getting the tremendous positive feedback!!"

As far as that newspaper goes...

Well...they got one thing right...I got him started in 96...hahaha. But they (and he) couldn't be more wrong as to what IS viable today. The original concept I gave him and sold him is as sound today as it was then and in certain areas even MORE SO! Where I think he went wrong is getting the 'Curator mentality' and going from the SIMPLE concept of a Single-O as I envisioned it to wanting to be a Curator of a whole museum collection. I and the many folks who do the original concept have proven and continue to prove it works BIG TIME.

I warned Gary back then to stick with the concept...big museum collections on the road don't win the money...single-o's DO BUT for specific psychological reasons if done correctly as I teach it. I got a call last night from a showman who will be putting out multiple units and adding a 4th Zibit...why? Because times have changed and the public doesn't respond? HARDLY! What the 'sophisticated' public doesn't respond to is the OLD ways and bogus presentation methods. I have OLD TIMERS calling me weekly who have Changed their tune and are doing well...very well. I wish I could say here but I can't for various reasons who and what is kicking butt in the sideshow GrindShow biz RIGHT NOW!

Gary failed for whatever reasons...maybe what he brought to the table but I doubt it...he's a sharp guy...but I think he had too much enthusiasm and wanted to be PT Barnum (who doesn't) when all he needed to be was Gary with the RIGHT single-o. They are out there right now pulling in the bucks and the crowds are also having FUN too...there are no complaints...no beefs...zero and LOTS of admissions! I tell everyone who gets my Plan to STICK TO THE PLAN! ALL Those who have, are doing fine. He put a TON of money in Ward Hall's operation as I understand it...dreams of the big time...whatever happened there, I don't know but dreaming of the big time doesn't always work does it. Been there! I was talking with Bev Bergeron yesterday about Gary and Ward's show and trying to figure out what went wrong. I can say this with absolute assurance. IF Gary had stuck to my plan and not got big ideas he would have been alright and doing fine. I remember specifically discussing the negatives with him of buying the Harry's Rareies Show and expanding to a big collection...that he would be entering a whole different arena with too many uncertainties and downsides and to stick with the original Plan.

But I can only advise.

I got a call from none other than (Name withheld...but FAMOUS!) last night who confirmed how well one of the shows is doing and the plans for it (He's helping the showman get it in place in various spots). So the article in the paper is interesting but like most media reports today HIGHLY INACCURATE in what they (the reporter) surmises. There are numerous things there that I know to be not true. Another thing really tells me how far Gary went astray...when talking of my concept he say's in the article..."The entire pitch would exceed your alloted column inches". maybe as he did it...BUT the actual entire pitch I teach is under a paragraph!!!! In fact...it is non existant! Pitching the show requires NO pitch at all...it is all left up to the FEW key words on the sign age...and it works. If you pitch or not is left up to the showman but it is advised to say VERY LITTLE at all. The pitch, unlike other endeavors in the game, in this case, can turn away customers!!! But all the stuff is in my How-To and despite what the article said the sideshow is FAR from dying out...not where 'my' shows are concerned...quite the opposite!

I do LOVE that quote though where Gary tells how the State Game Commission guy saw the 'creature' I made him and didn't have a clue as to what it was! THAT'S what it's all about folks! It's when you load up with a lot of other bogus crap that the whole thing comes unraveled....Man: "Doc...it hurts when I do this..." Doc: "So DON'T DO THAT!"


My plan is available on my site for $12. No I ain't given it away. Too many are workin' it hard and successfully for to do them a sideswipe. I'm not out to sell info either...I sell exhibits...but this info is KEY to makin' it today or at least havin' a leg up.

But to put the article to bed and backup what I'm saying...here's a post from the Magic Café I think from last month (?)...well..January maybe...


"Mr Higleys "how to" definetely works. Take if from me. I used the "system" this summer and averaged good money everytime I had my zibit out. First time out was $1600.00 Last time out was nearly $2K...

I really can't say enough about Doug's manual. Very simple, easy and makes a lot of sense. This was the first year out for me as a Grind Show operator--for the past dozen years I have been selling slum at fairs big and small out here on the west coast. Doug's system works--its as simple as that....

abigkahuna (Jeff)"

Jeff STUCK TO THE PLAN. Yep...Simple as that. Jeff had a very successful year. Interesting in that this year he will be straying from the plan a bit...so we'll see how that turns out.

There is also a MAJOR show in the UK of my stuff that will be straying from the original concept somewhat...again, we'll see there but that one has a built in success path so it should do VERY VERY well.

Here is the problem Gary had and some others in my estimation..my original concept works almost TOO well..and they think "...well...if one 'THING' works, more 'THINGS' will work better."

NOT! Sure I could sell alot more Zibits if I said they did! But I tell everyone that they DON'T work any better and CAN work against you! (unless you can split into 2 seperate single-o shows.

Is it greed that drives them away from the plan? I don't really think so...just too much enthusiasm and that pesky 'Curator Mentality' which I do address in the How-To...maybe I should put it in there 10 times and in HUGE print!

I hope Gary got something out of his experiences...obviously the sideshow life is not for everybody...but then again that's why I aim it at those who can work the occasional Flea Market and keep it FUN rather than a lifestyle. Gary started out having FUN...then the dreams began to pull on him I'm sure. Well, the best to him. Gary is a great guy...a really good person.

My idea is NOT to do the big Fairs and Midways...that's where Ward Hall's and Bobby Reynolds shows will work fine...the point of my stuff is to downsize drastically and do the Flea Markets and Small Fairs...there are so many reasons why, I can't list them here. Main things are, you get in for VERY little cost, the folks RESPOND with their pocket change...not just the punks but the families as well and for me, the big thing is you're not attached to any Tour or rigid schedule...you only do one when you FEEL like it and need some extra bread and it's local if that's what you want!

At least Gary admitted it to himself and others that it wasn't for him rather than stick it out and really go down the tubes. I did that with my big museum...stuck it out when I should have bailed. Like I said he's a smart guy.

The enthusiasm can get to you though...I try and calm down a bit, the ones I detect that have the stars in their eyes a little too brightly.

If ANYONE out there thinks they can do what Ward does or Bobby Reynolds or Jack Contantine or Jeff Murray (not the Jeff I mentioned above) without a TON of backup and experience they will learn quickly. It takes more than desire and a cup of guts and a spoonful of talent...a little success is so much better than a big raft of flops and disappointments. The Big Pond is so much more forgiving to the Little Fish than the big Whale unless that Whale knows the tides and can take the scars...just the way it is.

Doug Higley


The Phantom Of The Midway
 

The West Seattle native decided in early February that, after a decade of loading and unloading his assorted oddities on road shows from Moses Lake to Florida, he had had enough. The last straw was when he fell asleep at the wheel .................

 

Full story: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002845063_brodeur05m.html

 

Sunday, March 5, 2006

Nicole Brodeur's Seattle Times staff columnist

Her column appears Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday.

 

Copyright © 2006 The Seattle Times Company

 

#1 Worldwide! Famous Sideshow Attractions at GrindShow.com

 


All stories are the property of Sideshow WorldTM & their respective authors.  Any republication in part or in whole is strictly prohibited.  For more information please contact us here

 


Other Side Of The Midway      Back to Main

 

All photos are the property of their respective owners whether titled or marked anonymous.

"Sideshow WorldTM" is the sole property of John Robinson © All rights reserved.

 sideshowworld.com   sideshowworld.org   sideshowworld.net  sideshowworld.biz   sideshowworld.info

is the sole property of John Robinson © All rights reserved.

E-Mail Sideshow World     E-Mail The Webmaster