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Strong Women
A work of fiction
based on recent gossip… by
Lee Kolozsy
Any resemblance to actual persons or
events is as coincidental as the
reflection in the funhouse mirror.
Furthermore, I can assemble an army of
oddballs, misfits, and freaks who will
swear on a stack of bibles that the
actual truth is stranger than this
story.
My friend
the Freak Show Fanatic just married the
Jungle Goddess…
I
asked him how it’s going…
“Not too
good so far”, he told me, in a rather
melancholy tone…
My friend
has a history of getting into
complicated scrapes…
Apparently,
he was pitching his sideshow by the big
top one day, and found himself
delivering the meat for the Jungle
Goddess the next…
Love can
rearrange your priorities like that…
His suddenly
ex girlfriend of eight years, (who was
also his partner in his financial and
business operations) was a little
offended by the whole affair. She split
for California. (With his entire
financial and business operations) She
plans to enter a convent…
I can’t
really blame her…
He took the
first job he could find…
I can
really blame him!
The Jungle
Goddess has a history too…
On my list
of brave and beautiful women, she’s near
the top. She’s a petite hot mature. I
mean physically. The jury is still out
on the mature part in the emotional
dept. After all, she did marry the
Sideshow Mogul right after the honeymoon
got underway.
Performing
daily in a cageful of wild jungle
killers, she’s a one woman Sigfreid and
Roy. Only tougher. She’s been bitten
(hard) by a grown Bengal tiger, and she
manages to perform daily with only a
truckload of Zanax and a couple of
highballs.
A sexy woman
who can dominate a cageful of wild
jungle killers must be a complicated
partner in a relationship. She is a
strong woman. I have seen her throw
heavy cat props around that took two
husky prop guys to set in the cage. A
single mom with two teenagers and
another younger set, she rises above it
all. Drives truck (eighteen wheeler) and
moves a show…
P.T. Barnum
would be no match…
She already
has the sideshow fanatic thoroughly puss
whipped… He has more orange stripes than
the tigers… This tells me she’s good
with the whip. The other day I called
him, and he was walking along the
highway to the international airport
with his monkey in his pocket. (That’s
all that’s left of the mighty combined
sideshow)…
Catwoman
eventually chased down her errant cage
boy…
I love
the Catwoman… She’s more of a rascal
than I am…
And I admire
the Circus’s most overqualified shit
shoveller… For his fortitude… He’s the
only one I know who takes more shit from
women than I do…
Except for
the one that took his shit… She
took every bit of it…
It will
definitely be an odd palimony case…
I wonder how
the lawyers are going to divide the
two-headed snake…
I guess he’s
really crazy for Strong Women…
One
strong-armed his show, the other is
strong arming him…
It may yet
work out…
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