Strong Women

A work of fiction based on recent gossip[1] by Lee Kolozsy

Any resemblance to actual persons or events is as coincidental as the reflection in the funhouse mirror. Furthermore, I can assemble an army of oddballs, misfits, and freaks who will swear on a stack of bibles that the actual truth is stranger than this story.

My friend the Freak Show Fanatic just married the Jungle Goddess…

 

 I asked him how it’s going…

 

“Not too good so far”, he told me, in a rather melancholy tone…

 

My friend has a history of getting into complicated scrapes…

 

Apparently, he was pitching his sideshow by the big top one day, and found himself delivering the meat for the Jungle Goddess the next…

 

Love can rearrange your priorities like that… 

His suddenly ex girlfriend of eight years, (who was also his partner in his financial and business operations) was a little offended by the whole affair. She split for California. (With his entire financial and business operations) She plans to enter a convent…

 

I can’t really blame her…

 

He took the first job he could find…

 

I can really blame him!

 

The Jungle Goddess has a history too…

 

On my list of brave and beautiful women, she’s near the top. She’s a petite hot mature.  I mean physically. The jury is still out on the mature part in the emotional dept. After all, she did marry the Sideshow Mogul right after the honeymoon got underway. 

 

Performing daily in a cageful of wild jungle killers, she’s a one woman Sigfreid and Roy. Only tougher. She’s been bitten (hard) by a grown Bengal tiger, and she manages to perform daily with only a truckload of Zanax and a couple of highballs.

 

A sexy woman who can dominate a cageful of wild jungle killers must be a complicated partner in a relationship. She is a strong woman. I have seen her throw heavy cat props around that took two husky prop guys to set in the cage. A single mom with two teenagers and another younger set, she rises above it all. Drives truck (eighteen wheeler) and moves a show…

 

P.T. Barnum would be no match…

 

 

 

She already has the sideshow fanatic thoroughly puss whipped… He has more orange stripes than the tigers… This tells me she’s good with the whip. The other day I called him, and he was walking along the highway to the international airport with his monkey in his pocket. (That’s all that’s left of the mighty combined sideshow)…

 

Catwoman eventually chased down her errant cage boy…

 

I love the Catwoman… She’s more of a rascal than I am…

 

And I admire the Circus’s most overqualified shit shoveller… For his fortitude… He’s the only one I know who takes more shit from women than I do…

 

Except for the one that took his shit… She took every bit of it…

 

It will definitely be an odd palimony case…

 

I wonder how the lawyers are going to divide the two-headed snake…

 

I guess he’s really crazy for Strong Women…

 

One strong-armed his show, the other is strong arming him…

 

It may yet work out[2]


[1] Any resemblance to actual persons or events is as coincidental as the reflection in the funhouse mirror. Furthermore, I can assemble an army of oddballs, misfits, and freaks who will swear on a stack of bibles that the actual truth is stranger than this story.

[2] It appears that strong women are having a hard time finding caring and sensitive men. This may be because most of the caring and sensitive men in the circus already have boyfriends.

 

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