I was a 15
year old kid who had went to the Kalamazoo County Fair
with my mom and step-dad. My mom and step-dad had pony
teams that they showed at the fair. We had to be there
all week because the ponies had stalls for all fair
patrons to see them in. I was basically there to shovel
the horse manure keeping the stalls cleaned and the
ponies fed and watered. Someone may argue that I was
there because I had to be there on the account that the
family was there. But my three sisters were not required
to be there. So I was there with nothing to do.
I had been
to these fairs in this capacity for a few years seeing
as how my home county fair was something that we showed
animals of all kinds almost every year. We would
sometimes camp at the fairs all week long. With all of
this fair experience I knew that around 10 p.m. the
regular one night fair patrons would start to leave the
fairs. I also knew that in Kalamazoo County Fair that
the parking lot was quite the walk from the midway and
the grandstand. I also knew that I had six ponies and or
three teams at my expense. I also had wagons to hitch
the to at my availability. I also knew that I was going
to get left at the fair on opening night because my
step-dad had to be to work. Now you know why I knew my
job was to clean the stalls and feed and water the
ponies. After all I was being left unattended at the
fair any damn way. Why not be left unattended at home,
right? So I have three pony teams a wagon with no
supervision and a whole shit load of tired fair patrons
that were going to have to walk to the parking lot. Way
the hell out there too. And I wanted to make a buck or
two.
I hitched
the most fair acclimated team up to a wagon. The wagon
that had the largest capacity to haul people to the
parking lot in. I did that around 9 p.m.. I then took
off to the end of the barn they were stalled. At the end
of the barn they were stalled in was the main drive from
the midway and grandstand to the parking lot. The
parking lot was behind the race track where mostly
everyone that attended the fair had to park. I started
offering rides in the wagon to the patrons cars. I knew
from a previous year that I could not charge because the
fair board would say something about that. No signs
could be displayed asking a price unless a person was
willing to pay the fair board a vendors fee and you had
to have insurance. Nonetheless, the way I did it and the
fact that it was very handy, the people would often
offer a tip which I was definitely going to accept. I
made some money and I was sure glad I did because my mom
left me with $3. Hell I made $3 or more on the first
wagon load.
It got so
late in the evening that no one would need a ride
because everyone had pretty much left. I made my last
run around 12:30 at night. I dropped that last batch of
fair patrons off and started in going past the track
heading back to the barn. I pulled the team to the side
of the road , next to the track fence, to stop the team
out of the way of the little traffic that was still
leaving the fair. No not to give the damn ponies a break
or nothing. To count the money. Of course, come on what
were you thinking. I was counting the money and I
noticed an extremely large horse being walked by a man
heading out onto the infield of the track. This horse I
seen was definitely not a racehorse. I squinted real
hard and sure as heck he was really a large horse. I
stopped counting my money and instead headed for the
barn to put the team up. I was now in a hurry. You know
why, right? To see this horse. Because earlier in the
day I walked by the "Big Jim the Giant Horse" show and
had noticed it costed 50 cents to see him. Heck! if I
hurried I would get to see him up close and personal for
free.
I got to the
barn, and all I did, was un-hitch the team and walk them
into their stalls. With their entire harness on to tie
them up. I was courteous enough to give them oats as a
treat for a job well done. They were a really good team.
I then hurried to the infield of the race track to get a
close look at this horse. The horse was billed as being
19 hands and 2600lbs. That's freakin' big you know. I
also knew that a normal horse was 14 to 16 hands and up
to around 1400lbs. So this freakin' horse was big for
sure. By the way a hand is four inches. with a hand
being four inches that makes this horse 6'4" at the
shoulder. I made it out there in time to see the horse.
There was a Mexican man walking him. He really wasn't
Mexican but Mexican of descent and actually an American
born and raised. This was way before the recent increase
in illegal aliens.
The man
introduced himself as Joe. What the heck, Joe? He let me
pet the horse after I told him that I was the kid that
was driving the pony team and what I had done to insure
being able to see this big ole' horse for free. I petted
him and asked Joe if he was ride-able. Joe said that his
brother-in-law had told him that yes he could be ridden.
Joe then said that he personally had never been on him
though. So, of course, I wanted on. I told Joe I wanted
on and he helped me get on this big ole' horse called
Big Jim. Believe it or not. You just have to realize the
dialogue that I already had with this Joe guy. The horse
didn't mind a bit. He didn't mind so much that he went
on ahead and started eating the track infield grass
again. What the heck? Hell I wanted Joe to give me the
rope because I knew how to ride a horse with nothing
more than a rope linked through the halter. Hell I had
been around horses my whole life. Had ridden a horse,
myself , before the age of four. I was disappointed he
still wanted to eat but asked Joe anyway and Joe
wouldn't go for it. Matter of fact he wanted me to get
off right after I asked him.
I went all
the way back to the show barn with Joe and Jim the Giant
Horse talking with Joe the whole way. The show barn was
where Jim stayed at night. It was also where he was to
be seen for a price. It was basically right on the way
back to the barn where our pony teams were. It was just
a little out of the way. On the way I explained to Joe
that I was going to head back to get the harnesses off
the ponies. I also told him that I was taking the
fair-goers back to their cars in the parking lot. I also
said that I did that for the reason of making tips. He
asked if I made that much. I said probably $15 and told
him that it was not too cool with the fair board. I also
told him my mom didn't want me doing it either and that
she wasn't there and wouldn't know anyway. Joe then told
me that he needed a break person for the stand because
his wife had left the week before to take the kids home
and get them in school. I ain't stupid you know. So I
asked him if he could let me give him breaks. He said
only if my mom would let me. I knew she would and told
him so. Then I asked what I would get paid and he said
he didn't know how much he would need me and that he
paid at the end of each fair. He did tell me I would
make at least $80 or more if I was able to give him all
the breaks he needed. Maybe more if he thought he could
take longer breaks. Longer breaks meant trusting me to
not steal any of the money that people would pay me for
seeing Big Jim the Giant horse. A deal was struck.
I did the
break job. Well it wasn't really a break job because I
basically worked the stand the entire time after that
other than when I needed to break. Uh, clean our pony
stalls. Oh and feed the damn ponies and help my mom
hitch them up before the shows. Bit I did work the
majority of the hours for sure. At the end of the week
Joe paid me $125. I thought that I got beat but
understood that he would have worked more had I not been
so willing to work. Joe asked for our phone number and
said he would call me when I was 18 to work for him on
the road. Right! Like I was gonna believe that shit.
Later Joe and nice knowing you and it was really a cool
job for a kid.
Three days
after my high school graduation ceremony my mom answered
the phone. It was Joe. What the heck? Really? This guy
did call. Three years later? And he wanted me to go to
work? He wanted me to get to Rushville, Illinois before
the weekend. Apparently some 35 year old guy he had
working for him was going to go home to Texas. He also
said that I had to have a drivers license, which I did.
He then told me I would be running his Little Luke the
Midget Horse stand. That didn't matter to me. He then
said that his 14 year old son, Joey, would be working
with me. What the heck, really? And he stated that we
had our own route to do and that we would be on our own.
I ain't the scared type that's for sure. I was in. All I
could make money at that summer, where I was from, was
bailing hay for very cheap wages. Not to mention bailing
hay isn't full time. He said that he would pay me $125 a
week and that I also had a bunk room in the 5th wheel of
the show trailer. Show trailer, I asked? He explained
that Little Luke was just 26" tall and that the trailer
was actually the stand that people went up in to view
Little Luke. He explained that I would share the 5th
wheel of the show trailer with Joey his oldest son and
that Joey knew everything that had to be done. I didn't
care I just wanted to get going to Rushville, Illinois.
Never had been to Illinois before. My sister Sheila
drove me there and dropped me off.
Sam Staffen