As a kid I grew up around
the Drago shows, a wonderful, small show that played
primarily around Indiana. The problem with a small
show in the Midwest was that, due to the cold Indiana
winters it opened up on the first of April and closed
in October leaving me without a home or visible means
of support for about 5 months. I was 15 when we played
the last date, winterized the equipment and put it in
the barns for it's cold winters sleep. As luck would
have it Gooding's Show was playing a street fair in
Auburn, Indiana a short distance away and I knew I
could find a weeks work and a place to sleep sweeping
counters in Bill Bell's bingo but after that I would
be on my own as this was their last spot of the season
as well. All went as planned and as the date in Auburn
drew to a close I tried to figure my next move.
Luck favors fools it
seems. I passed by a ragged front built from what
appeared to be scraps of plywood and packing
crate assembled on an old rusty semi trailer. In
fading red letters with a torn, dirty bally cloth
flapping in the chill breeze the legend JOHN
DILLINGER'S CAR glared garishly back at me. An artist
rendering of the infamous car speeding away from a
bank, machine guns blazing from it's rear windows
filled both panels of the aging front while a sign out
front promised the princely sum of ten thousand
dollars if not the genuine article. What caught my eye
was the hand lettered sign tacked to the
sagging ticket box with "drivir
wanted" unceremoniously misspelled on it.
The old man who answered
my knock on the door of the living quarters in the
back of the truck glared dolefully at what he mistook
to be another inquisitive "town mark" and growled "waddya
want kid" I told him I'd come to ask about the driving
job and asked where he was heading.
"California" he replied
"Soon as this spots over tonight. Job pays five
dollars a day and one meal a day. You ever drive a big
truck before?"
I stuck my chest out and
told him I'd been driving the kiddie ride truck for
Paul Drago for the whole season, which was the truth.
The problem, I informed him, was that at 15 I didn't
yet have a drivers license.
"Probably won't need one
anyway" he dismissed the idea with a simple wave of
his gnarled hand." I'll drive ahead and when you have
to stop for fuel taxes and such, I'll just stroll in
and take care of it myself"
I was elated. My problems
were solved, at least temporarily. I could get away
from the chill of Indiana, spend the winter in sunny
California and, best of all, get paid to make the
trip. Life was good, I entertained visions of basking
on warm beaches and picking coconuts from palm trees.
My elation was short lived
however the next morning after the show was torn down.
I stood in shock with my meager belongings staring at
the oldest, most dilapidated wreck of a truck I'd ever
seen in my short life. Rust seemed to be all that held
the dented cab together. The trailer that held the
infamous John Dillinger's "Get away car" appeared to
be constructed mostly of scraps of plywood hastily
nailed on the frame of an old flatbed semi
trailer that had clearly seen better days decades ago.
Everything seemed to be held together with yards of
dirty, knotted manilla rope.
Not to be thwarted by what
seemed to me to be an obvious challenge I got into the
cab of the old truck and carefully unrolled my
sleeping bag over the sharp, rusty springs that stuck
through what was left of the drivers seat to avoid
being impaled and studied the Spartan features of the
interior. A patchwork of taped wires hung from
beneath the metal dashboard and a large round hole was
testament that there had once been a speedometer. The
couple of cracked gauges that remained looked as if
they hadn't been used in years. This was obviously a
truck one drove by the "seat of their pants" I
figured.
"Don't worry about the
windows, we'll be out of Indiana soon enough and by
the time we get into that Texas desert you'll be glad
they're gone" the old man assured me." Then you'll be
glad that crank on the windshield works so's you can
roll it out and get some cool air."
The ancient engine turned
for what seemed an eternity against the old 6 volt
starter and finally coughed to life in a cloud of oily
smoke. It sounded like a washtub full of rocks. I
finally found a gear that set the creaking rattle trap
in motion and headed down the narrow two lane roads
that dominated the Midwest in those days. Despite the
chilly air that seemed to assault me from every nook
and cranny in the beast as it gathered speed, I was
grateful for the missing windows as the fresh air that
blew in lessened the acrid fumes that immediately
filled the small confines of the cab and made my eyes
water. As I headed down the first hill I observed that
the brakes probably went the way of the errant
speedometer sometime in the past and I learned a
valuable lesson in physics. The amount of time needed
to stop a large truck depended on the speed and degree
of slope one was attempting to overcome. There was no
question of "downshifting" with the old straight
toothed transmission. You were lucky to get it into
any gear at all, even double clutching, and if one was
foolish enough to pull it out of gear once they got it
there they would be forced to stop completely in the
middle of the road and start the shifting process all
over again.
The miles flew by at a
blazing 45 miles per hour. Occasionally I would have
to stop and check the oil which seemed to mysteriously
disappear into the blue cloud that belched from the
rusty exhaust pipe or pick up a piece of the plywood
show front that had been blown off by the wind.
Despite the angry curses of the hapless drivers who
got stuck behind this traveling trash pile for miles
on the narrow roads the trip began to take on a
pleasant harmony as my hearing degenerated from the
sounds of the noisy engine and the loud rattles of the
cab that seemed to come from everywhere.
By the second day we'd
changed three tires, poured a five gallon can of bulk
oil into the old cast iron engine and replaced a fan
belt. We almost always stopped at night since the dim
six volt headlights were barely bright enough to see
fifteen feet in front of the vehicle. Still we rolled
onward toward the land of sunshine. The old man had a
pretty good system, he'd probably had a lot of
practice perfecting it over the years from the
condition of his rolling stock. He would drive up to a
scale house or tax collectors shack that sat on the
state lines ahead of me and pay the guy the fees plus
a little "extra" for his trouble. Most of the time
they just waved the smoking beast by and on those rare
occasions that I did have to pull into a weigh station
it was just to assure the guy inside that, yes I was
only passing through the state and not staying to
desecrate their highway system with this wreck.
All went well and as we
crossed the Texas state line a full moon shone it's
friendly face to light the highway through the long
empty stretches of sagebrush and sand. The lights of
oil rigs punctuated the night as we laboriously racked
up the miles and it seemed that the old truck took on
a new life on that long expanse of lonely road.
Later into the third night at a truck stop, the old
man held us up for about three hours while he made
several calls from a greasy pay phone inside the
restaurant. He came back to the table where I was
enjoying my fifth cup of coffee and grinned broadly
exposing his yellow, ill fitting dentures.
"I got good news" he
heralded." I got us booked into Phoenix at the State
Fair!"."Now the thing is, we got to be there in two
days or they'll give our "loke" to somebody else."
I tried to figure the
distance to Phoenix Arizona from where we were and how
much time we had to make it in. Considering the
average speed of the truck was somewhere around 40
miles an hour and allowing for gas stops it didn't
seem possible. Especially considering the fact that
the old truck could breath it's last gasp at any given
moment and one of the tires was showing a large "eye"
of cord in it's center and probably wouldn't make it
through the next day.
"I got it all figured" he
assured me. "We can do this if we don't stop for
nothin' and drive like crazy!"
Just driving this thing at
all had seemed crazy enough to me but he promised to
double my pay to ten dollars for the rest of the trip
and get me a good "hole" in Phoenix for the 10 day run
there. It seemed worth a shot to me, besides I
reasoned, we're already heading that way anyway
We gassed up and I pointed
the front bumper of the old beast west. All that night
I herded the rig through the desert, wrestling the
wheel against the worn out steering that seemed to
give the truck a mind of it's own. By now the muscles
in my shoulders were on fire from almost four days
of battling with the wheel and constantly shifting the
cranky transmission every time we had the smallest
hill to climb. The bad tire finally gave it up at dusk
the next night and we wasted about two or three hours
finding a spare that looked little better then the one
that had blown out in a small gas station in the
middle of nowhere. By midnight we had crossed into New
Mexico. Perhaps it was a lack of sleep affecting my
judgment (I hadn't closed my eyes in almost two
days) but our distant goal actually seemed within
reach. After a few hours I began to get drowsy as the
endless stretch of moonlit highway disappeared into
the blackness of the night ahead and I found myself
dozing at the wheel. I pulled over and informed the
old man of the problem and assured him that with a
couple hours of sleep I would be good as new again.
He would hear none of it.
He argued that the two hours we stopped to sleep
combined with the time we had lost on the tire would
make him too late. He stomped around in the darkness
cursing and shouting about how this would cost him
thousands of dollars. He called me ungrateful.
"Look kid" he said finally
"Lordsburg is just up ahead about forty or fifty
miles". We'll stop there and drink some coffee and
you'll be fine, you'll see, just get this thing into
Lordsburg and we'll see about resting there."
I knew he was using the
old carrot and stick ploy on me but it seemed
fruitless to argue in the chill of the desert air
along a dark highway so I relented and climbed back
into the old truck and started towards Lordsburg.
They were in the beginning
phases of constructing the Interstate system along the
highway at the time and the edge of the road sat about
a foot above the gravel shoulder that had not yet been
brought up even with the roads surface. I had been
fighting sleep for the past twenty miles, sporadically
waking to muscle the wheel over and bring the
big truck back on the road. I was losing the battle
and I knew it as the intervals between dozing and
reality began to get longer. Finally I awoke to the
sound of gravel crunching under the tires and I
instinctively wrenched the wheel of the beast over to
bring it back to the pavement. It probably would have
gone without mishap but the angle of the rear duals of
the tractor couldn't overcome the foot of height
needed to get them back on the surface of the road and
simply slid along the edge. This caused the truck's
cab to become at a right angle with the trailer and
create what's commonly referred to as a "jackknife" in
truck jargon.
The world seemed to turn
upside down as the truck rolled over in the darkness
of the desert night. Metal screamed in protest as the
old truck died in a cloud of smoke and sparks and it
sounded as if hell itself had descended upon me as the
windshield exploded into a shower of glass in my face.
At first I just lay across the wreckage of the
overturned cab. The seat had broken loose and had my
leg pinned against the dashboard. I wondered if I was
dead then decided from the pain in my leg that I was
not. The smell of gasoline brought me into reality and
I remembered in my foggy brain that we had filled
up the two saddle tanks with a hundred gallons of
gasoline only a few hours before. I managed to free
myself from the tangled mess of the trucks seat and
dangling wires and climbed out the empty hole that had
housed the windshield. As the Chill of the desert
night slowly brought my senses back I observed in the
fading moonlight the wreckage of what had carried me
so many miles in the past few days. The trailer
housing Dillinger's car had come completely apart in a
collage of wood and metal. The dark underbelly of what
was left of it lay across both lanes of the highway
facing oncoming traffic. What was left of the
tractor had come undone from the trailer as it flipped
over, probably saving my life but the gasoline I had
smelled was coming from the two fuel tanks that had
broken loose themselves and now lay against the
wreckage of the cab leaking onto the highway in an
ever widening pool. It was then that I heard the sound
of a large truck off in the distance. I knew that if
he ran into this mess the results would be
catastrophic and I had no desire to see the outcome of
what was unquestioningly my fault become fatal. I
limped in the direction of the sound of the
oncoming truck who's headlights began to take shape in
the gloom of the false dawn that signaled morning was
near. The driver seemed startled to see a dirty, oil
stained apparition materialize directly in front of
him and immediately locked the brakes on his big rig
narrowly avoiding the impending outcome of the
disaster ahead. He climbed down, obviously shaken, and
after determining that no one was seriously injured
set out his emergency flares a safe distance from the
wreckage. I started back towards the wrecked truck and
it was only then that I noticed the old man sitting in
his car along the side of the road. He made no sound
as I approached him and I thought for a moment he'd
had a heart attack or something. Finally, as I tapped
on his rolled up window he shook his head and got out
of the car. He remained speechless as he took in
the chaotic scene in front of him then, after a few
minutes, he got back into his car and closed the door
without uttering a single word.
It seemed like hours
before the cops arrived to assess the damage and write
their reports. I sat on a small hill of earth that one
of the construction crews had bulldozed earlier and
surveyed the damage I had wrought in the early light
of morning.
The scene looked like a
small tornado had occurred. The plywood front and most
of the two by four framing littered the highway in
splinters. Tattered canvass across one of the trucks
wheels gave the whole scene a macabre appearance. The
twisted cab of the old truck looked as if no one could
have survived it's demise. Oil and gasoline stained
the brand new surface of the white concrete highway as
the twinkle of broken glass reflected the brilliant
rays of the early morning sun. The most astounding
feature of the scenario was John DillInger's car
itself. The old 1931 Cadillac had been armor plated
(obviously old John had a problem with authority
figures and felt the need for personal protection). It
had been thrown clear when the trailer had flipped
over at 45 miles an hour and gone sailing through the
night to land on it's top almost a hundred feet away
in the soft desert sand. It looked unscathed from my
perspective although in the early light it seemed to
resemble a dead dog as it lay there on it's back in
stark testimony to it's ill fortune.
The Cop, a big burly guy,
finally made it over to where I was sitting and after
assuring himself that I was alright physically asked
me for my chauffeurs license.
I grinned sheepishly at
him and told him that I didn't have one.
"Well, then, let me see
your drivers license" he returned.
"Don't have one of those
either" I informed him.
His face seemed to turn
from friendly to that look cops get when they know
they're dealing with a problem.
"Well, why the hell not?"
he demanded.
"Well" I stuttered not
knowing quite how to answer him "Because I'm only
fifteen and not old enough to get one yet"
He seemed ready to explode
like the old trailer in the middle of the highway when
he found out I'd driven the truck all the way from
Indiana. He wasn't sure how many laws had actually
been broken but he was sure it had been, to say the
least, many.
As it turned out, because
of my tender age I was deemed blameless for the entire
incident and although I was given a stern warning by
at least three more cops against driving another truck
until I was much older I was treated with kindness and
driven into the town of Lordsburg to make sure there
were no undiscovered injuries or permanent damage to
me from the accident.
The last sight I had of
the old man was of the big cop, leaning against the
fender of the car, writing him tickets that he was
tearing off so fast they seemed to resemble a roll of
toilet paper.
I never saw him again
and I doubt very much that he ever paid any of the
tickets. He didn't seem much like the type to worry
about such incidental things and probably avoided the
state of New Mexico for the rest of his days. Back
then it wasn't a problem.
I knew that the cops
wouldn't just let a fifteen year old kid wander around
loose without some answers and I didn't want to spend
time in their jail while they figured out what to do
with me so as soon as I got to the hospital in
Lordsburg I ducked out the back door and proceeded to
the rail yards of the Southern Pacific where I caught
an empty boxcar on a westbound freight train and
continued my journey to California (minus all my
possessions that were still entombed in the wrecked
truck.)
As for Dillinger's
car...hell I don't know. it may be there
still;..........