by Jim Rose

 

DO NOT TRY ANYTHING YOU READ HERE

 

 

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DISCLAIMER

The contents of this section are dangerous. Misuse of the material can cheapen an art form or at the very least make you look stupid. More importantly, misuse of this information may result in jail time or death. Do not attempt any of these tricks without the direct supervision of a responsible professional.

 

Airport Taxi Scam

You’re waiting for your luggage and a clean cut guy comes up asking if any one needs a taxi. If you say yes, he’ll ask where you’re going and about how much luggage you have. He will give you a quote for a few dollars less than normal fare and start to help you with the luggage.

 

Once outside he’ll ask for the money. After collecting he’ll hail a taxi and talk to the driver for a few seconds telling him your needs. Then he opens the door for you to get in, shuts it, and starts putting the luggage in the trunk. When finished he shuts the trunk and waves good-bye, keeping one of your bags and all of the taxi fare. By the time you and the taxi driver figure it out, he’s already in a bar wearing your clothes and spending your money.

 

If you made the mistake of leaving your I.D in the bag, well, there are whole books written about what happens when the wrong person gets your I.D.

 

I Know I can Trust You, Right?

Two men become partners and open a store together. They alternate shifts; one works the cash register while the other sleeps. One day this old lady walks in and picks up a ten dollar item, and leaves a twenty dollar bill on the counter. She turns around and starts walking out of the store. Right when she gets to the door, the cashier is faced with an ethical question. Should I tell my partner?

 

Studies have proven that for whatever reason, 70% of business partnerships don’t work.

 

Shoe Gazer

Here’s a good one. Challenge anybody that you can tell their future by reading the bottom of their shoe. You take the shoe, look at it and say: “I see that you will be taking a short trip very soon.” You then toss the shoe, making the person go retrieve it.

 

May I Use the Phone?

A person comes to your home or office with a story about his car that broke down. He asks to use your phone for help. A month later you get a 1-900 phone bill. The hustler uses as many people’s phones for as long as possible because he gets a percentage.

 

The Perfect Time Waster

No trick in the history of man has ever been more senseless, useless, or ridiculous! This trick is done only by those who are bored out of their minds. It can only be mildly interesting to those locked in a room with each other for a couple of years. Like a jail.

 

Still interested? Okay then, you’ve just heard the guard say, “Lights out in five minutes.” You and your cellmate, let’s call him Louis, finish off the last of your contraband Scotch Whiskey, and light a cigarette. You start drifting off into a dreamlike state, thinking about tomorrow, roll call, and hope the soap won’t slip from your hands. But instead of kissing Louis on the lips and saying good night, you come up with an experiment.

 

You fill the Whiskey bottle full of smoke by blowing it slowly in with a straw. You then ask Louis how long he thinks it would take for all the smoke to leave the bottle. Whatever he says, it will be wrong, because all you have to do is drop a lit match into the bottle. It will come in contact with the Whiskey residual and create a flash or mini explosion forcing the smoke out instantly.

 

DISCLAIMER

The contents of this section are dangerous. Misuse of the material can cheapen an art form or at the very least make you look stupid. More importantly, misuse of this information may result in jail time or death. Do not attempt any of these tricks without the direct supervision of a responsible professional.


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