by Jim Rose
Kangaroo Boxing & Other Animal Stunts
The red male roo is the largest
of the kangaroo family; he stands over six feet tall. The
fists are not your problem because he will balance on the back
of his tail and use his powerful bottom feet to spring you
into next week.
Ever wanted to
fight a monkey?
Back in the fifties,
before lawsuits flourished and
it was deemed cruelty to man, they had ape fighting. Anyone
who got rough with a gorilla, had their clothes ripped off and
became humiliated in the nude. Itís what happens when
you get whipped around
like a rag doll.
dance with a
stripper monkey? Animals
donít want to wear clothing,
but monkeys can do something about it. They can take them off.
So, after youíve dressed your monkey, quickly put the music on
Itís easier to
dance with a chicken. Put a little piece
of Scotch tape under one of its
feet, and watch it kick.
Now letís get back to old-time
The scariest of
them all has to be bear wrestling. I
have never seen or heard of a
legitimate contest ever taking place. When a bear wrestling
act hits town, drunken frat boys goad each other into the
ring. Once there, they look across and see a big, real,
live bear. So they usually dance around a little bit and run
out of the ring.
Some circuses make
their elephants turn left or
right by using a marksman
hidden in the rafters to shoot them with a BB gun on cue.
Ouch, you jerk!
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