Professor Sprocket

at the 2009 Sideshow Gathering



The one and only Tyler Fyre and the incomparable Professor Fountain.


The uncanny, unbelievable Gwyd the Unusual and the

Stunning Sylver Fyre: the Knotty Bits Sideshow!


 Professor Sprocket, Talker of Renown, takes the stage.


 The Professor lectures on one of P.T. Barnum's original FeeJee Mermaids.


 Sprocket takes to the midway as a Weight Guesser.



Sprocket has a screw loose, and operates with a household screwdriver.


 The Professor makes his final point.


The finest emcee and host you'll ever dream of.


 The Crispy Family Carnival announces their latest addition.


The Crispies also have a new Strong Man, Mace.


 Mace Does the Deed


 All I can tell you about the blowoff, is that women will faint,

children will scream, and grown men will shout "Oh my God!"


Jill prepares for the miracle of being reborn!


 The Assembled Masses, including Casey Severn,

Gwyd the Unusual, and Harold Jenkins.


The One, the only, the original and still the best, Swami Yomahmi.

 Swami Yo gives a thumbs up...